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Bin etiquette, am I the only person that knows how to empty a bin and since the introduction of recycling I change that too, am I the only person that knows how to empty the bins.
Teaspoons, there is a teaspoon thief in my house who will not admit to either hiding them or chucking them in the bin, own up
Dishwasher, great invention if only they had invented a gadget that can fill it up and empty it, will say no more
Empty bottles, why put them back in the cupboard when they are empty, doh silly me I forgot you don’t know how to empty the bin so will assume bin is full hence the empty bottle back in the cupboard
Bath, how can any teenager spend a minimum of 2 hours in the bath every day, I look like a wrinkly prune after 15 minutes so it’s no wonder you look like you’ve used a trowel to apply makeup
Washing machine, it lives on a diet of socks, why no idea but it’s a common fact
Phone, it disappears upstairs and by the time you’ve found its stopped ringing. Bring it back or use your mobile
Cooking, Mum what’s for tea, pasta, don’t want pasta. Why ask when 9 times out of 10 you don’t want what’s on offer. I am not running a café therefore eat it or you could always try looking in the freezer. This brings further challenges, I will need to check the freezer door is shut once they’ve rummaged around and the mess that will be left after attempting to cook the most simplistic food ever will be catastrophic
Pets, never ever let emo’s have pets, they are incapable of looking after them. I have an array of pets which I am now responsible for. When emo’s bring friends round said animals are introduced as their pets, really…..
Cars, it is not a mobile skip nor am I a taxi driver and NO you cannot borrow it
Music, if you turn it down you won’t need to sing so loudly, correction screech so loudly
Doorbell, when it rings it means someone’s is pressing the button and that someone is usually for you, December 2011 was the last time it was for me