Hello and welcome

Well what can I say….

Im 43 soon to be 44, well in December, married to the lovely Mr F have 3 emos and 3 step emos, various animals and a recently widowed 83 year old Dad.

In order to avoid further moments of Shirley Valentine and the fact that every time I talk to the kitchen wall I am reminded of the party my son had,  I have decided its time to blog.  BTW pina colada is a pain to get off porous wall tiles.

I apologise now for the odd swear word most of mine are made up as I have the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong moment in time hence the made up swear words. I apologise for the use of grammar, life is too short well in my world.

I apologise for jumping back and forth in time, head popping moments are many and there is always something to remind me of a funny moment or words of wisdom most of which I have ignored, more of that later.

I would like to say one more thing, I was impregnated by aliens and my parents found me under a bush, that’s two things oh well I did warn you.

I hope you enjoy my ramblings