fortyplusandfrazzled

Life really does go backwards at 40

10 Reasons not to have chidren

on June 27, 2012

1, They give you stretch marks

2, The little boogars throw tantrums

3, They spout the most stupid rubbish you’ve ever heard in your life

4, You don’t want to be a grandparent before you’re 30

5, You don’t have a money tree at the bottom of the garden

6, Your parents don’t want anymore children

7, You will never have any teaspoons

8, They will put you in a care home as soon as they can

9, You don’t want anyone else giving you the evils

10, You will have boobs like spaniels ears

 

Yes I know the list could be masshoosive 🙂

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5 responses to “10 Reasons not to have chidren

  1. ger foley says:

    and as soon as the teaspoons come home the forks go missing !!

  2. Geraldine Foley says:

    can relate to 3 5 7 and 9 , and from your other story the countless bottles under the bed , in my emo’s case half empty bottles of water , that magically disappear when enough is finally enough and I let a roar to get rid . Somehow though they usually only make it through the door of spare bedroom !! Am beginning to wonder if we are about to be invaded by aliens ,rem that film with Kevin Costner or was it Mel Gibson ? Cant remember anyway his kid left containers of water everywhere as well .:-p

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