Life really does go backwards at 40

Hello and welcome

Well what can I say….

Im 43 soon to be 44, well in December, married to the lovely Mr F have 3 emos and 3 step emos, various animals and a recently widowed 83 year old Dad.

In order to avoid further moments of Shirley Valentine and the fact that every time I talk to the kitchen wall I am reminded of the party my son had,  I have decided its time to blog.  BTW pina colada is a pain to get off porous wall tiles.

I apologise now for the odd swear word most of mine are made up as I have the ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong moment in time hence the made up swear words. I apologise for the use of grammar, life is too short well in my world.

I apologise for jumping back and forth in time, head popping moments are many and there is always something to remind me of a funny moment or words of wisdom most of which I have ignored, more of that later.

I would like to say one more thing, I was impregnated by aliens and my parents found me under a bush, that’s two things oh well I did warn you.

I hope you enjoy my ramblings


6 responses to “Hello and welcome

  1. sarah says:

    You have made my day xxxx

  2. Hi there FP&F
    Thanks for visiting and liking my blog, I always find that a small portion of insanity is quite useful in surviving an average day.
    Love your stuff, will be back.
    Oh, I’ve just posted a wee rhyme (poem is too strong a word) about Not Seagulls. You might like it.
    Have a nice breakdown.

  3. Jaime Oliver says:

    loving your blog, i am now following your blog and twitter 🙂

  4. Geraldine Foley says:

    looking forward to your blogs 🙂

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